FOB Jumps Shark

When you get some fame, there are a few ways to handle it. One way is to bang groupies, do lines of coke and trash luxury hotel rooms. Another is to blow a bunch of money on a ridiculous self-indulgent video. Fall Out Boy has elected Option #2.

Since these kids are from Wilmette, Illinois, we at Stay Chisel typically ride for Fall Out Boy on Chicagoland (non-rainbow) Pride GP. However, we have got to draw the line with their new video "A Little Less Sixteen Candles..." In it, they play supernatural vigilantes who fight dancing, derby-rocking English vampires. Ayo, son, that's not emo, that's homo.

We all know that FOB is big on biting styles from the 80s (e.g., John Hughes films), but we're not sure a vampire reprise of Michael Jackson's "Moonwalker" is really what the streets are calling for right now.