Rex Grossman Gets Immunity

Two Stay Chisel staffers attended the Bulls-Clippers game last night. Throughout the game, this super cute blonde woman sitting courtside kept getting up and walking around. She was seated next to a smaller looking guy in a backwards Bulls pinwheel-style baseball cap. The Stay Chisel staffers called it out as a Total Mismatch^TM, until they realized that she was with Chicago Bears starting quarterback Rex Grossman.

Rex sat courtside and played catch with the Bulls' mascot during timeouts. At the end of the game, kids mobbed him for cameraphone pics and autographs. Rex spent at least 20 minutes taking photos and signing for kids. In an age of Barry Bonds selfishness, this was really refreshing. So Rex, if you ever do something worth mentioning here, Stay Chisel will look the other way. (Note: Offer invalid in connection with cocaine use and/or fathering illegitimate children.)