Dance for Crack, Gator!

Sorry Samuel L. Jackson, it's been a nice run, but it's looking like your next stop is a straight-to-DVD banger with DMX. Hot on the heels of last summer's blockbuster The Man with Eugene Levy, comes Snakes on a Plane. Let us know if you can keep a straight face while reading the summary:

"Snakes on a Plane stars Samuel L. Jackson as an FBI agent who is escorting an eye witness on a flight from Hawaii to Los Angeles when a crimelord sets in motion the release of hundreds of deadly snakes on the commercial airplane in order to eliminate the witness before he can testify against him. The FBI agent must protect his witness while banding together with the pilot, frightened crew and passengers in a desperate attempt to survive."

Right about now, SamJax is blowing up Q.Tarantino's 2-way begging for him to consider making Pulp Fiction 2. Let's not forget that Jackson famously said that he would not make films with rappers, and then promptly shot the masterpiece XXX: State of the Union with Ice Cube and Xzibit.

Bottom line: Samuel L. Jackson is an over-rated clown whose career began and ended with Pulp Fiction. His Kangols and sunglasses are tired and he needs to quit making slop films. The next time this loser shows up on Inside the Actors Studio talking about "respecting the craft," remember who starred in Loaded Weapon I.